Wednesday 26 January 2011

Questions that may never be answered

Think you know the answers then drop me a line:


How much is money really worth?

What would happen if gravity stopped working? Would we simply...fall off the planet and would our solar system plummet?

How the hell did Piers Morgan get the CNN gig?

Is Ricky Gervais becoming a real David Brent?

How come we keep allowing the government to take the piss?

Justin Bieber....WHY???

How come Cate Blanchett didn't win an Oscar for Elizabeth?

How come Catherine Zeta Jones won for Chicago? Was she really that good?

How cool is the lovely Sian Williams from BBC Breakfast?

And when will Adrian Chiles admit that he's the secret son of Benny Hill?

Why were reporters so shit-scared of Liam and Noel Gallagher?

How will you know when you've died?

And how do you know if you're mad?

Oh and if you've got any other impossible questions like how come George Osborne's face is so bloody smug? Jot 'em down.

Who knows, we might end up helping to put the world to rights.

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